23% of all photocopier faults, worldwide, are caused by people copying their ass.

13 Nov

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The WOW Signal: You have been poked by E.T.

Many people are aware of S.E.T.I. : the Search for Extraterrestrial Intelligence but did you know that in 1977 a radio observatory in Ohio actually found something?
7 things you shouldn’t put in the microwave and what happens if you do!

Obviously it goes without saying that if you decide to copy anything you saw here and blow the shit out of your microwave/kitchen/house/face it’s your own fault!
The world record holder for fastest guitarist played Flight Of The Bumblebee at 320bpm. That’s 21.3 notes per second!

At that speed it’s hard to tell whether it’s good or bad to be honest. All you know is it’s fast. Faster than the dude with the knives on Heroes.
In 2004 Lisa Sparxxx broke the world record for the most sexual partners in a 12 hour period. She had sex with 919 different men.

Girl,..That’s just straight up filth right there!
Sherlock Holmes was addicted to cocaine and morphine.

Is it just me Watson, or am I gurning my face off?