7 Stupid Criminals – Caught on Video

3 Mar

Crime is never a clever idea but what is it about the criminal fraternity that makes them so very stupid? From carrying out robberies live on TV to wearing face masks made out of thongs, these desperate idiots never seem to get it right do they; but they’re fun to watch. This is part three of our ‘7 Things‘ series.

1. The Danish TV Thief

If you’re gonna pull of the perfect crime, surely it’s best to scope out the scene beforehand. Realizing that there’s a live TV crew outside after the fact may prove to be too late!

2. Pushmepullyou

This proves once and for all that the criminal mind,..isn’t very bright! Personally I don’t find I need a sign on the door to tell me whether you push or pull; if there’s a handle then you pull it right?

3. Thick as a Brick

This one has to hold the record for the shortest breaking and entering in criminal history. What are the chances of knock your mate out and then yourself in the space of 10 seconds. Genius!

4. German Suplex

Legendary footage of what looks to be a Japanese schoolgirl taking out her would-be-attacker with astonishing wrestling skills!

5. Take the Power Back

If you’re being robbed then you’ve pretty much got three choices. You could totally comply and hope you wont get hurt, maybe you should call the police and hope they get to you quick enough or like the guy in this next clip, you can take homeboy out with a slugger to the back of the head. You can safely skip on to 0:54 to see exactly what that looks like.

6. Crazy Crossdressers

Erm,..yeah. Seems like these guys really lowered the bar here. A thong is not an appropriate choice for a face mask to use in an armed robbery. Surely they noticed we can still see their faces!

7. Karate Calamity

We all know that losing face is professional suicide to a pimp so you can see why how a situation like this can happen but here’s the facts. If you try to fight a martial arts instructor,..you’re gonna get knocked the f*(k out!